Arquivo mensal: dezembro 2011

Feliz Natal da ditadura politicamente correta

Eu quero desejar a todos um Santo Natal com a benção do menino Jesus.

Enquanto isso no mundo politicamente correto…

All I wanted to say was “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year” but nowadays everything has to be reviewed by the Legal & Compliance department, so here is the result:

From me (“the wishor”) to you (“the wishee”):

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer (or winter, as the case may be) solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012 , but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that :

  • This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
  • This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
  • This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
  • This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
  • This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
  • The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our Saviour”, “Rudolph the red nosed reindeer” or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

Governador condenado a 14 anos de prisão. Pena que aqui não.

Rod Blagojevich is Definitely DelusionalO governador Rod Blagojevich, do estado de Ilinois foi condenado a 14 anos de cana por crimes de corrupção. O caso todo durou menos de três anos, desde as denúncias até o envio para o xilindró.

Casos como este, se fossem aqui no Brasil, seriam julgados no Tribunal de Pequenas causas.

Espero que em breve todos os mensaleiros sigam este exemplo e passem uns 30 anos na cadeia.

Drauzio Varella: Aborto pode. Fumar não pode.

Aqui na tribo faz tempo que a TV Telefunken está quebrada. Por um lado isso é bom, já que não perdemos tempo vendo porcarias, por outro lado perco algumas pérolas de estupidez que são ditas por lá. Por sorte temos internet para saber das coisas. Bem, nem sempre é sorte…

Soube que ontem, no Fantástico, “O Show da vida” como dizem, o Dr. Drauzio Varella, aquele que “bobeou e pegou febre amarela”, disse que “todo fumante é um pouco mau caráter”.

Aí eu pergunto: “Doutor? Todo médico abortista é o que?”

Pelo visto, aqui no Brasil, corrupção pode, propina pode, matar pode, abortar pode, mas fumar não pode… A menos que o cigarro seja de maconha, é claro.

Está tudo errado…